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15. září 2008 v 15:47 | *Cute_Girl <3 |  Co se jinam nevešlo
Jsi zaraženej jak vidle v hnoji.
Mohl bys učit malý tchoře smrdět!
Nečum na mě jak bába na telenovelu...
Má nohy jako špatně ocucaný hašlerky.
Jseš teplej jak ponožka!
Jsi tak starej, že si pamatuješ, když bylo Mrtvý moře ještě marod...
Jseš tupej jak tužka před ořezávátkem!
Jseš vtipnej jako kukuřice, když vyskočí z konzervy!
Zasekl jsi gramofonovou jehlu?
Jseš blbej jak žaludský eso!
To si vymyslel sám?
Jseš blbej jak datel na betonovým sloupu.
Jsi otrávenej jak zrní na potkany...
Je tu zima jak v ruský pohádce...
Je asi tak... O dva roky mladší než hnědý uhlí.
Vlečeš se jako tasemnice ze závodní jídelny...
Co cumíš jak půl prdele z křoví?
Ty po mne kamenem, já po tobě cihlou.
Máš hlavu jak tenisák po šestým gamu...
Jseš nenápadnej jako bagr v koupelně!
Je vyřízenej jako žádost...
Kape ti na mozek?
Vzpamatuj se, žijeme v jednadvacátym století!
Čumíš jak bacil do lékárny...
Seš zelenej jak sedma.
 

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